Monday, 30 September 2013

The Beatnut Cookies

It would appear that cookies or anything of the biscuit kind are not my forte. I've nearly rotted Sarah and Kyles teeth with my over sugary triple chocolate cookies before and these were just the worst. It started so well, Amy and I decided to have a Sunday night bake off after work yesterday, the evening in itself was exquisite though most of it spent explaining what a "pun" is, she was there going "Tu-Pac...Flapjackkk?!" Not quite getting the idea but giving it 100% none the less. But our "Beanut cookies" although looked delicious...were bloody awful.
We had trekked to Tescos only to be involved in some sort of hostage lock in, my fault completely as Tescos actually had the door closed but I proceeded to storm in mid way through the run in with criminals squealing "what is going on..oh never mind where's the sugar yo". After managing to leave the scene and proceed with the bake off we mixed, sieved, mixed some more and placed carefully crafted walnut sized dough balls onto the tray only to be thoroughly disappointed when we got them out of the oven and sampled them. I can't see where we went wrong to be honest, peanut butter and chocolate was a sure combo for success however here's to the first Hip Flop baking with some very crispy, buttery, absolutely disgusting in no way editable lumps of shit. I don't think they even justify a track yo!

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