Sunday, 29 December 2013

2013...YEAR OF THE PLAYA.

I really can't believe this year is over already, I said to my Liz it's weird as it went from a zero to hero year. I had a bit of a rough time towards the end of 2012 and still wasn't feeling myself at the beginning of 2013. However I'm pretty lucky to have some of the best friends and family who helped remind me what kind of thing a full time playa like myself enjoys and I've ended up having the best year with the best people.

I'm not being big headed in saying I have achieved a lot but I honestly feel like I have. Not necessarily in career or financial advances but I have learnt a lot about myself and found some pretty fun things that make me happy.It was New Year's Day last year when I went for my first run, I couldn't even run for five minutes without feeling sick but I kept trying harder each time and eventually it went from a chore to something that I now really enjoy and at one point this year I was whacking out 10k days like nobodies business. I mean one month I actually hit 135k for the month and I was working two jobs then?! Although I have slacked slightly this past couple of months I have no doubt 2014 with see me get back in the running game with full force and one of my New Years resolutions is to complete a half marathon. 

Another great thing to come of this year is hip hop baking, all from one tweet saying "I should incorporate hip hop into my baking" to which a few people started replying puns and the rest is history, I have mixed,baked and decorated some absolute bangers this year and there's no stopping me now. 

Now one of the biggest highlights of my year and probably a lot of people I know was seeing two of my best friends get married, Liz Holt now Mrs Bega is the oracle of my life. Any problem and she knows and helps about it and I was so happy to help her with the plans for the big day and spent most of the day in tears at how beautiful she looked alongside fellow lush babe Alex who needs a massive congrats (well nearly) when little baby mart comes along in a couple of days..a mini lush babe yay!! 

Which leads me on to the ultinate highlight of my year... Realising what amazing friends I have and how bloody lucky I am. Liz and I have spent at least one evening a week for the past year at the pub discussing life, weddings, careers, love, dating, clothes and families and I just don't know where I would be without her. I have got so used to having my pal just down the road and being able to drive round in 5minutes for a earl grey and a good chat and I am gonna miss it so much over the next couple of months. Luckily for me we email every day with updates of our day, what we are wearing, eating, what lipstick we are wearing so I'm pretty sure we shall remain the best of playas even in different cities and I will most definitely be coming home for a DA or dog walk in the forest every so often. Also Liz was kind enough to give me another photo of us two which I packed last night do no matter where I go or how I feel I will always remember how much fun we had that day led in her bed with our hen do sunglasses on, hungover waiting on Steve to deliver us Mcdonalds whilst we took multiple selfies.

Also little B.unit who I see a lot of the time at home and has helped me this year will be greatly missed. We've been pals since we were 10 or something like that but when I went away before we drifted however B.unit reunited for good this year and I'm going to miss my partner in crime when away, luckily for me she made me this sweet card below and is promising to come visit once a month for fun times. Also how amazing is the card, the best one she has produced this year though she had to confess she didn't make it but ''commissioned'' her sister Holly to create this exquisite creation.



Whilst being back home this year I also went back to work at Size?, I worked there part time throughout uni until I left for London in my third year but on returning back to the forest I remembering meeting Sarah for a cuppa like a dog with her leg between her tails saying ''Earl grey and reemployment yeah''. So I have spent the year at 586 and have met some more really great pals. Amelia and I bonded over our love of OG sugar free Kicks, Kyle has been providing me with a much needed father figure, Georgia was a bloody bad influence on me but I love that little scamp, Rap offs with Gus, Fun times and tears with Sam who has put up with a lot of full time playa drama been told to him, Food sharing photos with Shok, Rap interview talk with Sean, getting bullied by Antonio, chatting drawing and music with CJ, having an old friend Drew aka D Money back as a christmas temp and fellow selfie taker at the Begas wedding (I have a collection of around 30 photos of us drunk in a car if anyone wants to see them) and being reunited with Jack Allen has been exquisite.  I evened lived with Sam and CJ for a couple of months and I am really gonna miss going in every day and seeing all of their lovely faces. I remember I gave a card to Sarah at the start of the year which said ''I don't get emotional and we don't do this but thanks for being my friend...'' well I am bloody grateful I have a pal like that and if it wasn't for Size? we would've never met. We have been pals for 4 years now and she is one of my best friends, again always around for a cup of tea and chat and some of the best times I have had this year have been spent with her and Pete at the pub in the summer, at the pub in the winter and in their garden drinking beer and discussing all things playa status.

Its not only friends that I already had like these girls here but also my uni pals, I have been on visits to Godamling to see Tors, Brighton to see Jen, Kingston to see Little Soph..pimping all over the world to visit my pals and enjoy catching up in the real world where we all have to work full time jobs rather than party and lounge our lives away after evenings out. We did have one wild weekend in Southampton which resulted in me getting Playa tattoed on my finger, certified. They have all decided to take the travelling route after uni but one day I hope we all re-unite and live together cos that would be amazing and I'm pretty sure grown up living would be as fun as student life with them around.

New pals have been made at second jobs throughout the year with the lovely girls from Memento studios who I am still friends with now, the best thing about the fun house twins (Emily and Jenna), the Mcintosh sisters, Amy, Hayley Lucinda, Helena, Lulu Clare is we are all pretty similar and many fun times were had in the office, out doing promo and of course them getting to sample the hip hop baking delights.

I have also acquired many a treat in the clothing department due to my lovely mama sourcing charity shop treats on the regular, one of the highlights of being home is I usually arrive back to a parcel on my bed. I am also massively proud of her from going from a volunteer at a charity shop to running and managing her own in the space of a year and of course winning the charity shop window display..with a little help from me of course!

So now the next chapter for a full time playa begins..I am moving back to London tomorrow to go back to school with much help from my aunty. Another key playa for me this year she has been there for sunday hangovers where I go round nap, eat her food, drown my hangover sorrows in tea and moan about life to buying me new training for running when I was hitting the treadmill hard in New Balance 410s, its not about that life now I'm strictly fly knit crew but anyways without her I wouldn't have achieved half as much this year let alone be going back to school next monday.

Who knows what will happen in 2014, I have a lot of high hopes for it though. I know for the next three months I am gonna be working pretty hard at school and then I guess I will see where I end up after that, until then though I shall be back to running, baking and full time hustling as well as missing all of the above playas greatly whilst I'm in London. Luckily for me I am moving in with two pals who I am sure will look after me swell as having the infamous Lizzie Brown just down the road, I think her and Martyn are really looking forward to being my new tasting rats as the cookie recipe I gave Lizzie didn't exactly go down well and I'm not taking any of the blame for that...it was definitely a chef malfunction. I will also get to spend more time with my favourite newly engaged couple (Massive congrats to Lisa P and Craig B on this BIG news) and I am already looking forward to tea, cakes, hip hop work session with Lis perhaps and of course an antipasti lunch.

So here is a little video my instagram app thing made which makes me really happy when I see it this fast and you can see...money hoes and clothes is all a playa knows. Well cakes, shoes and clothes actually.

Happy New Year Yo!



Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Mariah Fairy Cakes

I had to have a quick bake off this morning just in time to take to work to keep my fellow Size? elfs spirits up for the Christmas eve shift. I went for a mint chocolate vibe as thats Sarahs favourite and she has been working so many days straight she's gonna need some serious sugar by 6pm.

Mariah Fairy Cakes


You will need:
8oz Butter
8oz Sugar
4 Eggs
8oz Self raising flour
2 large bags of Aero bubbles
Peppermint extract

For the Icing:
150g Butter
300g Icing sugar
50g Cocoa powder
Peppermint extract
Spare Aeros

Method:

These are just a basic sponge recipe with a twist, a minty kinda twist. Simply cream the butter and sugar together, crack the eggs in one by one making sure you are beating the mixture as you add each one. Sift the flour into the mix and you have yo self the basic sponge recipe which when you're a pro takes about 10 minutes whip up and thats without the help of electrical goods. Melt the bags of Aero bubbles but leave a few to decorate the top with and treat yourself as you decorate. Add the melted chocolate and teaspoon of peppermint extract and pop in the oven on 160oc for around 30 minutes. Once cooled you can ice these bad boys with the simple buttercream recipe...mix the butter, cocoa and Icing sugar together with a splash of peppermint extract and then you can pipe or if you are in a hurry like me whack it on with a spoon! 


Now I was feeling pretty festive this morning after my annual food delivery, I love christmas and I am very lucky that I have a family, warm home and I would even go as far to say a job as a few of the people I saw this morning would probably give up their left arm to work Christmas Eve in a warm shop rather than be sat out on the streets. When people say to me ''Oh thats shit you have to work Christmas'' I don't really think it is, I get to spend Christmas day with my family and Christmas eve and Boxing day at work with some of my best friends so its a win win situation. 

Anyway every Christmas and Easter I like to go out and deliver some food to homeless people, I think this time of the year people get so caught up with excessive present buying and getting as sloshed as possible on mulled wine that lots of people forget how lucky they are. So for the past couple of years I have spent a bit of Christmas Eve taking some little food packages and having a little chat with some homeless people around where I live after all I think christmas is about giving and also spending time with your family because at the end of the day thats all that counts. 

Unfortunately the bake off was after the delivery as it was a last minute thought for a pick me up for me little Size? elfs so on that note I hope everyone has a very merry christmas and enjoys all the festivities of this time of year, also it wouldn't be christmas without Mariah so get your apron on and sing your heart out...just don't film it and send it to someone..I have made that rooky mistake before and I'm still single now. 





Sunday, 22 December 2013

Catch me if you can

I should probably explain my lack of being able to keep up to date with this blog, I have been running...not as much as I would like too but thats because of two things. The first is I work in retail, its christmas and I am like Santas little helper working a fair bit until next saturday. And the second isn't an excuse but I have become obsessed with Leonardo Dicaprio. Its probably pretty obvious that I have an addictive personality; the running..I liked it so then I had to do it every day, the baking...loved doing that so it became bake off at any spare second, luckily I have tamed these activities to a healthy amount however the latest addiction is currently out of control and I can't see it stopping.



I have said before I have never been a big film watcher, I haven't seen a lot of the 'classics' and I definitely go through phases of what I am willing to watch like when I made Sam watch the best rom coms of 2012. I didn't realise what was gonna hit me when I got in the other day, had been for a cheeky 7k run (see picture above, how lucky am I to live in such a beautiful place) and thought ''I will have a lazy day today'' I often try and do this but it results in me getting bored of being lazy and making something, baking something or going out but I was willing to commit to this day and enjoy not doing anything. Browsing the TV I watched Lorraine, This Morning and then just as I was about to leave the sofa I saw 'The Great Gatsby' on movies.It wasn't even Leo that drew me in, it was Carey Mulligan, love that playa so went full force into movie mode and since that I haven't stopped.

When I was watching Leo I remembered when you really fancy someone and started thinking of all these funny things in my head, ''What would happen if he asked me out'', '' I wonder if he would be like this to me when we are married'', ''I wonder if my family would like him''. Anyway one thing lead to another and I have ended up watching 7 films in the space of 4 days which is probably more films than I have watched it my life, all including Leo of course however the creme de la creme came last night.

Obviously every playa has seen Titanic, nope not me so I sent a fellow pal to purchase it at work whilst my best pal Liz arranged a delightful spread and provided and ambient space for my first time viewing accompanied by some House of Lords Champagne from Liz's mama Debs. I was pretty hyped for it all day, I mean he has taken over my life, my current background is his exquisite face (below), I ran to the Gatsby soundtrack pretending I would run into his arms in the last kilometre and my recent google searches are just embarrassing.



I arrived at The Begas in my pyjamas and my lord I was not ready for this, I was a wreck half way through the film and I could see Liz looking at me laughing whilst I sobbed my eyes out for the last half an hour, it was emotionally draining by the end and I had to go home and rewatch scenes on youtube before bed in some sort of dire hope I might dream of Leo.

I didn't and woke up this morning with the puffiest eyes I have ever seen, you may have thought someone had died if you looked at me and all I can say is now is I now realise why every single woman on this planet loves Leonardo Dicaprio and also why a lot of women are single. I mean if you can't have someone like Jack Dawson why be with anyone at all.

So we shall see how this running week goes, I completed 40k last week which the majority being before The Gatsby and to be honest when I woke up this morning the first thing on my agenda wasn't a lovely sunday morning run but where can I locate a Leo Calendar, Pencil Case and rubber set!? Unfortunately after searching I couldn't find any of the above however I am ready to settle down to another film night and fall further in love with Leo in Romeo and Juliet.



Kentwix Lamar Brownies

Now I whipped these up last sunday evening for the playas at work on Monday, mainly because a few of them miss out on hip hop baking due to us all working shifts so I made enough to make sure all playas were haps.

Kentwix Lamar Brownies 


You will need:

400g Caster sugar
225g Butter
60g Cocoa powder
1 Teaspoon of almond extract
225g Plain flour
1/2 Teaspoon baking powder
4 Eggs
3 Twix bars

Method:

Literally one of the easiest bake offs of my life and a real crowd pleaser these take around 40 minutes to make and bake which fits in perfectly when you are a full time hustler. You will need to mix the sugar and butter together, similarly to as you would beat for a sponge and then add in the Cocoa powder. Whack in the 4 eggs, plain flour, baking powder and almond extract. To be honest you don't even need to worry about the order, its a all in the bowl mix a lot job. Once all ingredients (except the Twix) are combined you can spoon the mixture into a well greased baking tray and place the chopped up Twix around the mixture. Quick tip I saved two fingers of Twix to throw in half way through the bake so there were a variety of textures, y know gotta keep them playas on their toes. Bake for 25mins and you'll have yo self around 15 brownies! Its gonna be a hard one to say what track to get the bake on with, I am a mad lover of Overly Dedicated..probably now because it reminds me a lot of summer when I rinsed it on the runs however this track always gets the hands up high...






Thursday, 12 December 2013

Ja Roulade

I'm a bit late on updating with the latest hip hop bake off, like Ja said ''Im not always there when you call but I'm always on time...'' or not quite. Anyhow it was the Size? christmas party on Sunday evening and I thought I had better treat the playas to some treats starting with the milk chocolate yule log/ roulade...

Ja Roulade 


Now I was gonna use a Nigella recipe however unfortunately I didn't have any dark chocolate and I had already been to Tescos once on Sunday so googled a Dairy Milk recipe, kept it OG and used the Cadburys recipe which can be found here

Going to be honest I'm not sure it was my best bake-off, although it looked aesthetically pleasing when I took the sponge out of the oven it wasn't very thick and the majority of the log is cream and milk chocolate icing. Thats another thing I also added in whipped double cream as I wanted to make it like one big cadburys mini roll, the reviews were good but I wouldn't say it was one of my most exquisite bakes.

Also what is quite good about this dessert is it doesn't take long to make which leaves quite enough time to get your rap on, its best to have a partner for this bake as you need some one to be Ashanti/ J-Lo/ Christina Milian. The J-Lo remixes album always reminds me of my dad as he had it in his car and used to try and sing/rap along when I was about 14, I thought he was pretty hip and then when he lost it man he kicked off! Also who didn't love this video and wanna be J-Lo...J to the L O..HELLO!!



Sorry but it had to be a double whammy for this duo, Velour tracksuit...check yo bad self J-lo.